"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
brb writing the script
Fandoms and their houses
so the Gryffindors are FBI
the Hufflepuffs are full of mythological creatures
the Ravenclaws love space
and the Slytherins are all about murder
As a Slytherin… yeah that’s pretty accurate
We like our serial killers